I like monkeys
I keep falling off my chair whenever I read this story
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
June 29th, 2005 at 3:42 pm
anyone should read the entire story hylarious
June 30th, 2005 at 2:06 am
Hilarious! I sent this to all my friends and family. Only two of them will appreciate it. But I don’t care! It’s funny! And if they don’t like it, they can sue me!
June 30th, 2005 at 4:29 am
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
First time visitor to this website!
I LOVED this story… VERY FUNNY!!!!
June 30th, 2005 at 9:42 am
This is very deep! It is a sort of deconstruction of humour, in a postmodernist, Derida, sort of way.. Well, not really! It is JUST funny! I laughed. I punched myself in the genitals. The laughing stopped. I sent the story to a few friends. I hope they punch themselves in the genitals. It helps….
July 8th, 2005 at 12:30 am
Heh, and they say you can’t have any fun with 200 monkeys, phftf!
Nice one, I really liked it, allthough I didn’t punch my genitals, they still hurt after being punched by my elder sister 20 yrs ago… I wish it was 200 monkeys punching my genitals, my sister was very strong for her age..
August 2nd, 2005 at 9:17 pm
Only me and my smarter friends could apriciate this wonderful piece of art, WHO wrote this??? Did he/she write more??
Bloody exellent!!!
August 29th, 2005 at 6:16 pm
Hahaha…. I wish my pet shop sold em for 5 cents. My 200 cost me my life savings. They havent died yet though. But they have eaten my cat.
September 18th, 2005 at 11:22 pm
Ok, this is not hilarious. This is funny, but stupid. It is stupid, therefore funny. It is a haha, not a hahaha. …wait I didn’t read the whole story. AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaa. Stuuuuupiiiid!!!
October 19th, 2005 at 5:18 am
I know the guy that wrote this. His name is Alex Yakushev, we grew up together, he wrote this about 5 years ago when he was a teenager.
October 19th, 2005 at 5:56 pm
Monkey see monkey do ya?.. never laughed so hard over a story about monkeys!!
October 20th, 2005 at 11:18 am
Am I the only sane person left? That wasn’t very funny at all. I barely even cracked a smile. The whole thing was written by a 10 year old.
October 22nd, 2005 at 1:19 pm
this is hillarious
who ever wrote this is a legend
October 24th, 2005 at 3:54 pm
Mike says:
October 19th, 2005 at 5:18 am
I know the guy that wrote this. His name is Alex Yakushev, we grew up together, he wrote this about 5 years ago when he was a teenager.
Can you prove this? I am pretty sure that the guy who wrote this was in my apartment when he did it, in around 1997 and his name wasn’t Alex. I have not said anything about this before, because no one was taking credit for it. It was originally supposed to be an “adult” children’s book. I have the original sketches and I am pretty sure that I have the original notes. I have often wondered how (and if) this leaked to the internet. The guy that I am pretty sure wrote it, would have definitely taken credit if he had posted it.
Very curious….
October 26th, 2005 at 1:28 am
This was written by Mark Bakalor. This is his site http://www.hijinks.com/~mark/
October 26th, 2005 at 7:26 am
My friend Jonathan Pennington wrote this….well, he wrote the original & put it on his website…then ppl took it & changed it….so i suggest u go 2 the website of the REAL genious here…& give credit where credit is due: http://www.geocities.com/JonPennington85
November 27th, 2005 at 1:15 am
DUDE….Im retarded….literally….by definition..takes me many a time to build a watch…..still ROTF….
February 1st, 2006 at 11:51 am
the real author
http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/00/ceg/monkeys.html
February 27th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Mike was confused. All I did was print out the story from chucklehound.com in about 1998 or so. I had never claimed that I have written it.
April 28th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
jon love your work ,no realy !
but didnt get the monkeys at all ( maybe i am one ! )
loved the linux stuff
tony ( holland )