I like monkeys

I keep falling off my chair whenever I read this story

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

19 thoughts on “I like monkeys”

  1. Hilarious! I sent this to all my friends and family. Only two of them will appreciate it. But I don’t care! It’s funny! And if they don’t like it, they can sue me!

  2. This is very deep! It is a sort of deconstruction of humour, in a postmodernist, Derida, sort of way.. Well, not really! It is JUST funny! I laughed. I punched myself in the genitals. The laughing stopped. I sent the story to a few friends. I hope they punch themselves in the genitals. It helps….

  3. Heh, and they say you can’t have any fun with 200 monkeys, phftf!

    Nice one, I really liked it, allthough I didn’t punch my genitals, they still hurt after being punched by my elder sister 20 yrs ago… I wish it was 200 monkeys punching my genitals, my sister was very strong for her age..

  4. Only me and my smarter friends could apriciate this wonderful piece of art, WHO wrote this??? Did he/she write more?? 😀 Bloody exellent!!!

  5. Hahaha…. I wish my pet shop sold em for 5 cents. My 200 cost me my life savings. They havent died yet though. But they have eaten my cat.

  6. Ok, this is not hilarious. This is funny, but stupid. It is stupid, therefore funny. It is a haha, not a hahaha. …wait I didn’t read the whole story. AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaa. Stuuuuupiiiid!!!

  7. I know the guy that wrote this. His name is Alex Yakushev, we grew up together, he wrote this about 5 years ago when he was a teenager.

  8. Am I the only sane person left? That wasn’t very funny at all. I barely even cracked a smile. The whole thing was written by a 10 year old.

  9. Mike says:
    October 19th, 2005 at 5:18 am
    I know the guy that wrote this. His name is Alex Yakushev, we grew up together, he wrote this about 5 years ago when he was a teenager.

    Can you prove this? I am pretty sure that the guy who wrote this was in my apartment when he did it, in around 1997 and his name wasn’t Alex. I have not said anything about this before, because no one was taking credit for it. It was originally supposed to be an “adult” children’s book. I have the original sketches and I am pretty sure that I have the original notes. I have often wondered how (and if) this leaked to the internet. The guy that I am pretty sure wrote it, would have definitely taken credit if he had posted it.

    Very curious….

  10. My friend Jonathan Pennington wrote this….well, he wrote the original & put it on his website…then ppl took it & changed it….so i suggest u go 2 the website of the REAL genious here…& give credit where credit is due: http://www.geocities.com/JonPennington85

  11. Mike was confused. All I did was print out the story from chucklehound.com in about 1998 or so. I had never claimed that I have written it.

  12. jon love your work ,no realy !
    but didnt get the monkeys at all ( maybe i am one ! )
    loved the linux stuff
    tony ( holland )

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